What'd you say?

They asked me to lead the prayer at the end of the worship team practice Sunday morning. We know of some folks in church having issues with finances, employment, and in their marriage. I was asked to touch on those topics in the prayer. Easy enough, right?

Meant to say: Lord, there will be people here today having marriage relationship issues.

Actually said: Lord, there will be marital relations here today.

Not even kidding. I’m so never praying out loud again in my church…