Monday, July 7, 2008

Doggone My Stomach Hurts

What? Americans are fat and getting fatter you say? Well that’s just an unfair stereotype….

Doesn’t this picture say a thousand words?

On average a normal size hotdog on a bun contains approximately 170 calories. He consumed 59 hotdogs in a contest that had to go to a sudden death eat-off in order to be decided. For those of you who went to KU, don’t hurt yourself with the math. That’s 10,030 calories.

Judging from the look on his face, my guess is that he immediately, and unceremoniously I might add, gave back about 52 of the dogs, leaving him to metabolize a mere 1100 calories.

Still, that’s just nasty.

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