OK, my wife just called. Her flight has been delayed by approximately two hours.
She relayed the money quote of the day: “There are some minor issues with the fuselage near the cargo hold. As soon as the epoxy dries we’ll be on our way.”
As soon as the epoxy dries…..My wife is, shall we say, concerned.
Listen babe, I know you don’t drink. I applaud you for your discipline. However, now may be a good time to have, oh I don’t know, one or four before boarding.
Seriously.
She relayed the money quote of the day: “There are some minor issues with the fuselage near the cargo hold. As soon as the epoxy dries we’ll be on our way.”
As soon as the epoxy dries…..My wife is, shall we say, concerned.
Listen babe, I know you don’t drink. I applaud you for your discipline. However, now may be a good time to have, oh I don’t know, one or four before boarding.
Seriously.
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