Yah, That Always Helps

What do you mean no aisle seats!

No Economy plus either!

I got a tight connection schedule!

Someone's cranky and he's pouting a few seats over from me at the gate.

Oh please, please, please, let me sit by this guy on my three hour flight.

Generally, yelling at anyone wearing a colored vest in an airport is guaranteed to generate the results you least desire...

Gee Mom I wanna go home!