Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ah, Sports!!

The new Olympic sport men all across the country are playing. Right at home, in the comfort of their recliners, couches, and love seats:

Mental Ping-Pong

I’ve become a fan of beach volleyball. Women’s…beach volleyball
Is that wrong?
That’s wrong isn’t it?
No, look they're athletes deserving of respect.
Yeah Ok, you’re right.
That’s wrong.
Yes, definitely wrong.
I am wrong. Yes.
Yes…..indeed.
Turn the channel now. Matlock is on A&E
I am wrong.
But..
No…no-no.
Wrong!
Alright, I’ll de-program my DVR…soon. Like maybe after the next round?
No, Dang it…Now. I’ll do it now.
Yes, that’s best.
Wrong…
But..
No-No. Stop it…

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