“In yet another shameless attempt to provide more public attention to their already over saturated teen idols, agents for both Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift have announced that the pop divas have agreed to appear in next month’s UFC’s Battle Royale in Las Vegas...”
No, not really, but I’d so pay to see it gentle readers.
Miley would be stalking the ring with that pouty look she’s famous for, smack talking, trying to scare the pee out of Taylor with the barky, throaty alto she’s working. Taylor would whip some sort of Ninja throwing stars and nun-chucks out of the ridiculous sleeves she’s always wearing.
Maybe they’d knock each other out and we all might get a much needed respite from seeing them everywhere for a little while. For the love of all things holy, take a break why don’t ya.
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