Fool in the Pool

Been on the treadmill.

Been on the track.

Been on the bike.

They all have and equal amount of suck associated with them, but little hangover once finished.

Hopped in the pool today to swim some laps. Dear momma, gentle readers.

500 meters. That's it. Michael Phelps can span that distance by wiggling his pinkie toe.

At one point the water said "dude, if you have one ounce of self respect,you'll stand up right now. Seriously."

My chest still hurts.