Bite Me

Middle of the night.  Nothing on, even after scorching the remote for 10 minutes. So, what the heck. Twilight was on.

That movie was perfect....for a 13 year old girl.  

Seriously, my man card is in jeopardy of getting revoked simply for not changing the channel the second it came on.  It's a lead pipe cinch admitting watching all 120 middle school minutes.  

Blach.

John Wayne, Bogart, Bronson, Eastwood, and Arnold are shaking their heads right now.  Bill loses his card in a 5-1 vote, the only nay vote coming from the bunny hugging, Saab driving Yale grad on loan from the ACLU recently hired to fulfill a diversity requirement.

After that one I should have enough self respect to hand it over on my own.  Need to kick a puppy or punch out a nun or something.  Mercy.