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(Ding) We’d like for you to stow all carry-ons in the compartment above you or under the seat in front of you. Please turn off and stow all electronic devices at this time, and bring your tray tables and seats to their upright and locked positions. Thank you.
Aaaaaaaaand if anyone on board has any commercial flight experience, carries any Xanex, Prozac, or Morphine on your person-no questions asked, happens to be good with a lasso, or managed to sneak a stun-gun past TSA-again, no questions asked, please be sure and ring your flight attendant call button.
..Oh yeah, we’re gonna go ahead and turn on the fasten seat belt sign at this time. We’ll be landing shortly…very shortly.
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