Thursday, November 13, 2008

Father-Daughter Advice

Dad, I want to be a country music star. What do I do?

Well hon, you have to have talent, of course. But you also have to willing to toil undiscovered for a long time, be persistent, hone your craft day after day and night after night, and you have to have a little bit of luck.

Oh yeah, you also have to look like this...




Apparently Nashville A&R folks have declared war on brunettes.....apparently.

Makes you want to adopt one don't it, take em home, feed em a cupcake or something.
Please call now. Help stamp out hunger on tour buses all across America. Call 1-800-eat-food (328-3663) today. You can make a difference...






3 comments:

Unknown said...

Have you seen a full pic of Miranda Lambert lately?
She's had her quota of cupcakes already.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOODNESS!!!! you don't know how many times I've moaned and groaned about how you have to be blonde and busty to make as a country star. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS POST.

Bev H said...

Thank God for Martina.

And what's with the crappy sound mix on these shows, year after year after year?!!!