Little Bugger

Here he is, my little Heteroptera Pentatomidae, from the first grade play last night.

Not going to say he was brilliant, but…

This picture was taken prior to taking the stage. Notice what’s in the background? He was hanging out with the lady bugs. Yep. That’s my bug all right.

“Yo ladies. Praying Mantis is having a little get together tonight. He lives just a few leaves down the road. If you’re not doing anything later, I thought maybe we could scuttle on down there, eat a little decaying matter, catch the fireflies 10:30 set, you know, just kinda hang out. BTW, spots are hot!”