Nadya Suleman had octuplets. She brings the babies home to six other siblings. Nadya is single, unemployed, and currently receiving disability income. She claims there will be no trouble providing for every one of her family’s needs once she completes her education and begins work in the counseling field.

Moreover, Nadya has stated publicly that she had the babies because of a deep desire to have a large family, not for fame, fortune, or to rely on the kindness and largess of the State of California. She’s a private person and has no need for the spotlight.

Here are some quotes from the very private mother’s publicist. Yes, her publicist:

Suleman's publicist, Mike Furtney, told The Associated Press that she was staying at “an undisclosed location” where she was confident she could avoid reporters and photographers.

(Goes on to say that “later that same day she appeared on the today show”)

More from the private, only interested in the babies, Nadya’s publicist:

”There are lots of potential opportunities out there and she's looking at them carefully,” he said.

Joann Killeen, Furtney’s partner, told TODAY earlier this week that her client is being deluged with offers for book deals, TV shows and other business proposals, but has not decided what she might do other than care for her children, her newly hired spokeswoman said Monday.

“She's the most sought-after mom in the world right now,” Killeen said. “Everyone wants to talk to her.”

Color me skeptical, gentle readers. Skeptical indeed