My 401(k) called today. It said, "Listen, about your retirement...sorry, I'm out. That's it. I quit." and then hung up. You guys been watching the Dow? I know, right. Wow! Wait...what do you mean you haven't been watching? Kidding me? Well, suffice it to say it's not nearly as high as Michael Phelps.
Family, career, finances, aspirations, lot of balls in the air gentle readers. That look on my face isn't a bad burrito coming back to haunt me. Just me concentrating, trying not to drop one.
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