Action Word

A friend of mine E-mailed today instructing me to "facebook" this person. You know, look them up on Facebook. Facebook is now a verb.

Being a verb would rock.

I'm tired of being just a noun. There's me, duck bill, Bill of Rights, bill of materials, way-bill, bill of lading, playbill, etc. Boring.....

I want to be a verb.

Legal: I Bill you in contempt of this court and order you to pay a $150 fine.

Apologetic: Look honey, I'm sorry. Of course your mother can Bill at our house for as long as she wants.

Leisure: Hey, let's all Bill over at Johnny's house then decide what we want to do.

Philosophical: I Bill, therefore I am.

Romance: I Bill you so much.

Law enforcement: So sir, I've never billed there before in my life. You know I'm on parole. Did a three year stretch for that Bill job down in Tulsa.

Military: It's nothing, a little something I Billed in Nam.

Medical: Doc, it hurts when I Bill.

Frat House: No more of that crap. I Billed for a solid two days after that.

Reciprocity: Look, you Bill me, I Bill you, everyone wins in the end.

Presidential: Bill my lips, no new taxes.

Surprise: Did you guys hear about Janet? Tom Billed her to marry her last night at dinner.

Seriously, I can go on for days...