Fourth quarter is upon us. Year end looms. About this time, many of us will be due for our annual performance review.

Top Five Things You Never Want To See Written In Your Review
#5) Sets very low personal standards and consistently fails to meet them
#4) Has delusions of adequacy
#3) Somewhere a village has been deprived of its idiot
#2) Since last report, employee has hit rock bottom and started to dig
#1) Employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better