Awareness

Hello from St. Louis.  Were you aware that I'm not home right now, posting remotely?  Were you aware that a king sized Snickers and a Red Bull could cause your heart to explode through the bottom of your feet?  I can actually feel the stroke coming on right now.  Wow! 

Were you aware that 3 out of every 120 people suffer from chronic toe cheese?  I so totally made that up.

How about breast cancer?  Were you aware that this is breast cancer awareness month?  This I did not make up.   Listen ladies, go take the  girls out for a walk and get them checked.  No fooling around.  This is serious.  

...And remember, climbing utility poles is really dumb.

This is has been a public service announcement from the Blah Network.  We now resume regularly scheduled programming.