Monday, December 1, 2008

Please America, Take it on Faith..That's Really Her!


My left butt cheek that’s really her.

She’s wealthier then you’ll ever be, she’s a super star married to a super star, and now she’s got a photo shopped six pack.

Now all you “other” girls out there hurry and get this magazine. Feel horrible about yourselves, you fat cows, and then buy the crap that’s in here.

Why do this people, I ask you? “A present to myself”, she says. (Yes, I actually read the article) My left foot.

I’m just as much a guy as the next dude. If Faith’s going prance around in her bikini, then chances are I’m going to look. But come on…

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