Are you a car cleaner?
We all know the car cleaners. Fastidious, detail oriented, toothbrush wielding psychopaths who gleefully plunk quarters into the car wash like they’re playing the slots in Vegas. The type that just can’t wait to use the chamois.
I envy and despise them in equal measure.
It’s time to do the dirty. If you need me this weekend, I’ll be shoveling out the inside of my truck. I may have to resort to a pneumatic chipper to cut through the dirt.
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