Thankful

As the year draws to a close, I thought a moment of reflection was in order.

The 2009 top ten things I'm most thankful for:

#10) Glad I didn't invite Kanye West to my son's football awards banquet.

#9) Never turned to John and Kate, Tiger Woods, and David Letterman for marital advice

#8) The words Sexting, Public Option, and Birther never entered my lexicon

#7) Jennifer Garner

#6) Refused to don a face mask or drink the swine flu cool-aide

#5) Co-writes

#4)Decided to forgo parenting advice from Octomom and the balloon-boy parents

#3) Did not get around to writing a check to Bernie Madoff

#2) Opted out of that weekend trip with Governor Sanford

#1) My family