Funny, or Not

So I was texting a friend of mine the other day. He happens to be a guy. It was a football text. Typical guy stuff.

My wife gave me the weirdest look, about texting a a guy.

I said, "Relax. Just because I'm texting a guy, it doesn't make me a homotextual."

She was not amused.

I crack myself up. That's what matter. I guess.